Tina: You ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie:I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.

I know who I am and I'm not allowed to show it. It's like Communism.

My mom won't even let me watch Twilight. She says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.

If you can imagine it, it can come true.

Glee Quotes

Rachel: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Finn: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.

I would totally put that suit on... eBay.

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