The Mentalist

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We were on site first. It's not our fault if you were late off the mark.

Lisbon: I didn't say anything.
Jane: I was talking to the hallucination.

Lisbon: Now you're stealing an ambulance?
Jane: No, I'm just admiring the interior.

Teresa: Women can strangle people.
Grace: Believe me I know I could.

Lisbon: What about your promise to Bertram?
Jane: I had my fingers crossed.

This is like a bad date. I wish those bozos would just vanish.

He has to hit bottom and know it. That's recovery 101, right?

Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?

We're in the middle of a toxic waste dump. Hurry up.

Since I was 17 years old I could tell when you're lying.

We get any more suspects we're going to have to convert the janitor's closet.

Lisbon: Are you kidding? Handcuffs?
Jane: The latest educational tool.

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The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

I love Lisbon and I'm taking you to the real police and they're going to lock you up for the rest of your life.

Jane