The Mentalist

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The mentalist

He has to hit bottom and know it. That's recovery 101, right?

Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?

We're in the middle of a toxic waste dump. Hurry up.

Since I was 17 years old I could tell when you're lying.

We get any more suspects we're going to have to convert the janitor's closet.

Lisbon: Are you kidding? Handcuffs?
Jane: The latest educational tool.

Lisbon: I did background checks on the drag queens, none of them stand out.
Jane: Ooh. Don't let them hear you say that.

I didn't say I never did anything bad. I just never got caught.

Lisbon: 11 years in Catholic school and I never got sent to the Principal's office once.
Jane: Well that's because you're a boring goody two shoes.

Lisbon: You're a cool customer. You think you can outrun a tiger?
Jane: I don't have to. I just have to run faster than you.

Don't try to divert me with insults.

Lisbon: Visualize has a college.
Cho: Apparently you major in yourself.

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The Mentalist Quotes

Who knows how a homicidal maniac thinks?


Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

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