The Mentalist

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No offense but you have a bit of a homeless vibe about you.

Nothing good will come from chasing this man. It's the kind of obsession that destroys people.

Lisbon: We've got nothing to hide.
Jane: Just better things to do with our day.

Bertram: I didn't take you for a gambler.
Lisbon: It's not gambling if you know you're going to win.

Lisbon: When are you getting your shoes back?
Jane: They're not so bad, are they?

You lost the most important witness we've ever had in the Red John case and now you wonder why we won't make nice.

We were on site first. It's not our fault if you were late off the mark.

Lisbon: I didn't say anything.
Jane: I was talking to the hallucination.

Lisbon: Now you're stealing an ambulance?
Jane: No, I'm just admiring the interior.

Teresa: Women can strangle people.
Grace: Believe me I know I could.

Lisbon: What about your promise to Bertram?
Jane: I had my fingers crossed.

This is like a bad date. I wish those bozos would just vanish.

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The Mentalist Quotes

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.