I know you see he's not psychic, but I'm not so sur

Lisbon: You were right about the phone traces. Red John hooked me like a fish.
Jane: Well, at least he threw you back.

Red John is my case. You work for me.

Jane: Well if he's Red John he's a very good actor.
Lisbon: He'd have to be, wouldn't he?

Jane: It's a trick.
Lisbon: A trick how?
Jane: I don't know.

Lisbon: What if Red John really does have powers?
Jane: Please, and what if dolphins were actually aliens from another galaxy? That would be kind of cool.

Jane: If I tell you why I won't tell you you'll get mad at me.
Lisbon: I'm already mad at you.

Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

For once in your life Lisbon don't be the voice of reason be the voice of wrath.

Rigsby: Why hide something in Tupperware?
Lisbon: I don't know. Keep it fresh.
Van Pelt: Nothing stays fresh for nine years.

Well, if you're going to get in a gun fight it's best to get in one with an arthritic shooter.

Lisbon: Jane, I need you.
Jane: It's nice to be needed. Anything for you Lisbon.

The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.


Open sesame.