The Mentalist

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The mentalist

You're putting your trust in the mistress of a serial killer.

Lisbon: That makes me an accomplice as well.
Jane: Only if you look at it like a very persnickety lawyer.

Lisbon: I have to learn that trick.
Kirkland: Which?
Lisbon: How you speak without actually saying anything.

Lisbon: That's not police work. That's guessing.
Jane: You should try it some time.

Jane: Seriously, what do you take me for?
Lisbon: I am not going to answer that because I am a nice person.

These people are a law firm's dream.

Stuck on that thing in the middle of the ocean. It's like being in a prison cell with a chance of drowning.

It's like Lord of the Flies over there.

Bertram's suppose to be this real smooth player but he loses a couple of hands of poker and he has to bum everybody else out.

Lisbon: Are we partners or what?
Jane: Come here partner.

Lisbon: Let me in or else.
Jane: Or else what?
Lisbon: I don't know but you're not going to like it.

Jane: Ten years, huh?
Lisbon: More actually. Every year with you counts as two.

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The Mentalist Quotes

Who knows how a homicidal maniac thinks?

Jane

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

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