Lisbon: Remember, Jane is a psyhic.
Abbott: A pretend psychic. If you haven't told him, chances are he doesn't know.

You are a terrible liar. I like that in a man.

Check you out. Good looking and helpful.

When you're FBI people tend to give you what you want.

Jane: I slept at the compound.
Lisbon: With the peanut butter people?

Jane: It's just like a stakeout of old. You skeptical and grumpy. Me confident and cheerful.
Lisbon: You're only being cheerful to irritate me.

Jane: I guess we need to think outside of the box.
Lisbon: That's always a bad sign.

Lisbon: Where are you?
Jane: Following the scent of murder like a bloodhound.

Jane: I'm not your boss. Why would you say that?
Lisbon: Just sometimes now you act like you are.
Jane: We're equals. Partners.
Lisbon: Fine. Just remember that.

This room makes me feel like I'm in an aquarium and everyone's looking at me.

Oh, you're helping, by going on a date.

Fischer: Jane certainly seems to be enjoying himself.
Lisbon: He usually does.

The Mentalist Quotes

Tiger tiger burning bright in the forest of the night.

Red John

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.