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The-mentalist

Haffner: What investigation?
Teresa: It's not important.
Haffner: Really, it is if you want my help.

Lisbon: Jane, you do this and you're throwing your life away.
Jane: Bye Lisbon.

Lisbon: We can't lie.
Jane: We do it all the time.

Lisbon: Every time we go to see one of these Red John suspects, I get edgy.
Jane: Really? Can't tell.
Lisbon: Really? Oh.

Lisbon: Hey Jane. Care to offer your opinion?
Jane: These ducks love muffins.
Lisbon: Very helpful.

I know you see he's not psychic, but I'm not so sur

Lisbon: You were right about the phone traces. Red John hooked me like a fish.
Jane: Well, at least he threw you back.

Red John is my case. You work for me.

Jane: Well if he's Red John he's a very good actor.
Lisbon: He'd have to be, wouldn't he?

Jane: It's a trick.
Lisbon: A trick how?
Jane: I don't know.

Lisbon: What if Red John really does have powers?
Jane: Please, and what if dolphins were actually aliens from another galaxy? That would be kind of cool.

Jane: If I tell you why I won't tell you you'll get mad at me.
Lisbon: I'm already mad at you.

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