Lisbon: Remember, Jane is a psyhic.
Abbott: A pretend psychic. If you haven't told him, chances are he doesn't know.

You are a terrible liar. I like that in a man.

Check you out. Good looking and helpful.

When you're FBI people tend to give you what you want.

Jane: I slept at the compound.
Lisbon: With the peanut butter people?

Jane: It's just like a stakeout of old. You skeptical and grumpy. Me confident and cheerful.
Lisbon: You're only being cheerful to irritate me.

Jane: I guess we need to think outside of the box.
Lisbon: That's always a bad sign.

Lisbon: Where are you?
Jane: Following the scent of murder like a bloodhound.

Jane: I'm not your boss. Why would you say that?
Lisbon: Just sometimes now you act like you are.
Jane: We're equals. Partners.
Lisbon: Fine. Just remember that.

This room makes me feel like I'm in an aquarium and everyone's looking at me.

Oh, you're helping, by going on a date.

Fischer: Jane certainly seems to be enjoying himself.
Lisbon: He usually does.

The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

You see how much better things turn out when you're honest with me.

Teresa Lisbon