Teresa Lisbon: Why don't you go back to my place, jump into bed? I'll come and tuck you in when I'm done.
Patrick Jane: I'd rather be here with you.

Lisbon: This ice cream is only just okay.
Jane: Don't take it out on the ice cream.

I arrested her, I don't know how I feel about helping her avoid prison.

It felt so good not to live a lie anymore. Scary too. I don't know what's going to happen, if he's going to stick around or...

Jane: You want to know how I got her to lower her guard?
Lisbon: How?
Jane: I lowered my own.

Jane, you don't need to wait until I need to know to tell me things. Not any more.

Lisbon: We should think about getting you a key to this place, don't you think?
Jane: That's a step. It would make things easier.

You're so twisted up in your own dishonesty that you have no idea how to act like a decent human being.

You don't give a damn about what I want or need. I am just a convenience for you. You use me. It's all about you.

Jane: You're moving to a new state with a man. Basically you're getting married, in effect. Lucky you've had all that time to get to know him. Weeks and Weeks.
Lisbon: Months.
Jane: A month even.

Since when am I a target of one of your cons?

Jane: I love that you're predictable.
Lisbon: Just what a girl wants to hear.
Jane: What does a girl want to hear?
Lisbon: I wish I knew.

The Mentalist Quotes

Tea? It's like a hug in a cup.


As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.