Teresa Lisbon: Why don't you go back to my place, jump into bed? I'll come and tuck you in when I'm done.
Patrick Jane: I'd rather be here with you.

Lisbon: This ice cream is only just okay.
Jane: Don't take it out on the ice cream.

I arrested her, I don't know how I feel about helping her avoid prison.

It felt so good not to live a lie anymore. Scary too. I don't know what's going to happen, if he's going to stick around or...

Jane: You want to know how I got her to lower her guard?
Lisbon: How?
Jane: I lowered my own.

Jane, you don't need to wait until I need to know to tell me things. Not any more.

Lisbon: We should think about getting you a key to this place, don't you think?
Jane: That's a step. It would make things easier.

You're so twisted up in your own dishonesty that you have no idea how to act like a decent human being.

You don't give a damn about what I want or need. I am just a convenience for you. You use me. It's all about you.

Jane: You're moving to a new state with a man. Basically you're getting married, in effect. Lucky you've had all that time to get to know him. Weeks and Weeks.
Lisbon: Months.
Jane: A month even.

Since when am I a target of one of your cons?

Jane: I love that you're predictable.
Lisbon: Just what a girl wants to hear.
Jane: What does a girl want to hear?
Lisbon: I wish I knew.

The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

Tiger tiger burning bright in the forest of the night.

Red John