This is not a fascinating puzzle, it's a media crap storm.

Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.

It's a good thing when homicide detectives get bored.

Jane: I take this nap for freedom, Lisbon. For every little guy who has a dream.
Lisbon: Nap later. Now we fight crime.

Put your badge away. If she thinks we're cops she might run. I don't feel like running.

Jane: I programmed my dreams to work on the Red John case.
Lisbon: Oh, well then make sure you put in for overtime.

Jane: I'm getting bored.
Lisbon: Mr. Stiles is calling in every important person he knows to get us fired. It takes time.

Tell your boss, if she wants to catch bad guys, she should follow bad guys.

Lisbon: You're lying."
Jane: You can't tell that I'm lying.
Lisbon: Yes, I can tell.
Jane: Liar, liar pants on fire.

Lisbon: You should make that call.
Jane: What call?
Lisbon: Right, like I'm not a detective too.

Why don't we give them a little time to catch up. Sorry about the mom thing.

Lisbon: Its funny how well you two got along.
Jane: Well, I have the same amount of trouble with those pesky quantum lords.

The Mentalist Quotes

Turns out being understood is an underrated pleasure.

Jane

Vega: Curiously killed the cat.
Jane: It also cured Polio.