Teresa Lisbon Quotes
Frankly, this is less thrilling than you advertised and possibly wrong.
Jane: If Director Bertram wanted a CBi presence to jump off a cliff would you and your CBI presence jump off that cliff?
Lisbon: If there was overtime, sure.
Jane: Wouldn't that be spoiling the fun?
Lisbon: For you. Spoiling the fun for you.
Jane: That's the fun that matters.
Jane: Thought I was losing my touch there for a second.
Lisbon: God forbid.
Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?
When aliens do come I hope they eat you.
Lisbon: Who do you think did it?
Jane: Jabba the Hut.
Jane: Ming the Merciless?
Lisbon: Swear on your life?
Jane: On your life even.
La Roche: Lisbon may I speak with you.
Lisbon: We really need to get you a bell.
Jane: Did you know that Nevada is both the marriage and divorce capital of the nation?
Lisbon: They should put that on a license plate.
Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.
Jane: So you took the whole Santa revelation badly.
Lisbon: Crushed my heart like a cigarette.