Frankly, this is less thrilling than you advertised and possibly wrong.

Jane: If Director Bertram wanted a CBi presence to jump off a cliff would you and your CBI presence jump off that cliff?
Lisbon: If there was overtime, sure.

Jane: Wouldn't that be spoiling the fun?
Lisbon: For you. Spoiling the fun for you.
Jane: That's the fun that matters.

Jane: Thought I was losing my touch there for a second.
Lisbon: God forbid.

Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?

When aliens do come I hope they eat you.

Lisbon: Who do you think did it?
Jane: Jabba the Hut.
Lisbon: Seriously.
Jane: Ming the Merciless?
Lisbon: OK.
Jane: Alf?

Lisbon: Swear on your life?
Jane: On your life even.

La Roche: Lisbon may I speak with you.
Lisbon: We really need to get you a bell.

Jane: Did you know that Nevada is both the marriage and divorce capital of the nation?
Lisbon: They should put that on a license plate.

Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.

Jane: So you took the whole Santa revelation badly.
Lisbon: Crushed my heart like a cigarette.

The Mentalist Quotes

I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for you. Whatever decision you make, it's been an honor.

Cho

Open sesame.

Jane