Put your badge away. If she thinks we're cops she might run. I don't feel like running.

Jane: I programmed my dreams to work on the Red John case.
Lisbon: Oh, well then make sure you put in for overtime.

Jane: I'm getting bored.
Lisbon: Mr. Stiles is calling in every important person he knows to get us fired. It takes time.

Tell your boss, if she wants to catch bad guys, she should follow bad guys.

Lisbon: You're lying."
Jane: You can't tell that I'm lying.
Lisbon: Yes, I can tell.
Jane: Liar, liar pants on fire.

Lisbon: You should make that call.
Jane: What call?
Lisbon: Right, like I'm not a detective too.

Why don't we give them a little time to catch up. Sorry about the mom thing.

Lisbon: Its funny how well you two got along.
Jane: Well, I have the same amount of trouble with those pesky quantum lords.

Jane: Enough Mr. Tolman. Tell me the truth or I will pop ya.
Annika: Don't even think about it.
Jane: It's soft. It's just a hand. Just a hand.
Tolman: Annika, put the gun down.
Lisbon: Why do you have an armed body guard, Mr. Bundte?

Van Pelt: I hate clowns.
Lisbon: Get in line.

Brett: Ya know, now I see why Red John really loves sparring for you. A worthy advisory.
Jane: Yes, straight for the jugular.
Lisbon: Obviously he struck a nerve.
Brett: Losing a wife and child like that makes a man reckless. Untethers him. Fills him with anger and shame that he cannot express. Well it must make your job very hard, hmm?
Lisbon: Yes, but the health plan is great.

Lisbon: You are a very bad girl.
Jane: You're a bad girl.

The Mentalist Quotes

Belinda Bittaker: You can sneer at me all you'd like.
Patrick Jane: I will, thank you.

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.