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The-mentalist

Jane: Do you think I'm an anti-social personality.
Lisbon: Yeah, sure. Who isn't?

Lisbon: Some of the stuff you're carrying came off a dead man.
Willy: That's not good.

Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.

Planning is easy. Reality's a lot harder.

This is a mess we don't have time for.

Lisbon: I could kill you with my bare hands.
Jane: Well, it's not the first time.

Lisbon: I have a bad feeling about this.
Jane: Well you've been shot. You're bound to have a gloomy outlook.

Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.

Lisbon: Look, we have a serious problem.
Jane: Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin.

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