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Lisbon: Look, we have a serious problem.
Jane: Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin.

Two days ago you shot and killed your fiance. You can't be fine.


Pain killers are amazing these days.

Frankly, this is less thrilling than you advertised and possibly wrong.

Jane: If Director Bertram wanted a CBi presence to jump off a cliff would you and your CBI presence jump off that cliff?
Lisbon: If there was overtime, sure.

Jane: Wouldn't that be spoiling the fun?
Lisbon: For you. Spoiling the fun for you.
Jane: That's the fun that matters.

Jane: Thought I was losing my touch there for a second.
Lisbon: God forbid.

Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?

When aliens do come I hope they eat you.

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