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The-mentalist

Jane: No need to be nervous.
Lisbon: I am not nervous.
Jane: You are an extemporarily agent - no reason for butterflies.
Lisbon: No butterflies I am fine.
Jane: Keep telling yourself that.

You know what made me feel better? Punching you in the nose.

Lisbon: Don't you have anyone you would want to call?
Jane: If I were dying, I would want to call you, but you're here with me.
Lisbon: If you were dying?!

It's my last dying wish you tell them that.

Jane: Cheer up -
Lisbon: Why?
Jane: Because it's better to be happy than to be sad.

Lisbon: How many wives have you had?
Walter: Enough to know better.

Lisbon: So what's the deal, I thought you would be the most comfortable in front of cameras.
Jane: The last time I was in front of cameras things didn't turn out so well.

Lisbon: Why do you so dislike being filmed?
Jane: Because you are stealing my soul.

Chief Donner: Is he sniffing her?
Lisbon: Yes
Chief Donner: You pay him to sniff people?

Do that again and I'll arrest you.

Lisbon: Doctors don't think you're gonna make it.
Bosco: Well, I'm gonna say it then. Doctors better be right. I love you, Teresa.
Lisbon: I love you, too.
Bosco: No, I mean I love you.
Lisbon: I know what you mean.
Bosco: It had to be said.

You know what? Jane's not the problem. You are. You're so stuck on the idea that he's not a cop that you can't see what he is. You know how many cases he's closed for us? You think he's given me bad habits? I think he's made me a better cop.

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