You've got a bad news expression on your face.

Lisbon: What can you get for $127.68?
Cho: You could go crazy at Olive Garden.

You manipulated a serial killer. There's going to be consequences.

Van Pelt: So who wanted this guy dead?
Lisbon: He was a divorce attorney. Who didn't?

At least he was dead when, you know...the shark ate him.

Jane needs something to hold on to and we're going to give it to him.

Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.

Jane: Why are you just going through the motions.
Lisbon: It's called police work.

Lisbon: Taking your 13 year old daughter along as backup is professional?
Tommy: She's 14.

You're meaner than you look.

Lisbon: You think it had something to do with our murder?
Jane: Yes. No. I don't know. Maybe.

The Mentalist Quotes

What, justice isn't our problem?

Jane

Jane: You're like a Sharpei puppy who's rolled onto his back. You have to rub it's belly.
LaRoche: You're mocking me.
Jane: No, I'd be happy to rub your belly.