Teresa Lisbon Quotes
Lisbon: Are you kidding? Handcuffs?
Jane: The latest educational tool.
Lisbon: I did background checks on the drag queens, none of them stand out.
Jane: Ooh. Don't let them hear you say that.
I didn't say I never did anything bad. I just never got caught.
Lisbon: 11 years in Catholic school and I never got sent to the Principal's office once.
Jane: Well that's because you're a boring goody two shoes.
Lisbon: You're a cool customer. You think you can outrun a tiger?
Jane: I don't have to. I just have to run faster than you.
Don't try to divert me with insults.
Lisbon: Visualize has a college.
Cho: Apparently you major in yourself.
I'm not looking for a guru. I'm looking for a murderer.
When Cho shows up, grab him. Spread the pain around.
Lisbon: She's a convicted murderer.
Jane: A convicted manslaughterer, actually.
Jane: What I want is a little smile.
Lisbon: Well, you can't have everything.
You're losing your touch. You didn't know it was her.
