The Mentalist

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Lisbon: What can you get for $127.68?
Cho: You could go crazy at Olive Garden.

You manipulated a serial killer. There's going to be consequences.

Van Pelt: So who wanted this guy dead?
Lisbon: He was a divorce attorney. Who didn't?

At least he was dead when, you know...the shark ate him.

Jane needs something to hold on to and we're going to give it to him.

Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.

Jane: Why are you just going through the motions.
Lisbon: It's called police work.

Lisbon: Taking your 13 year old daughter along as backup is professional?
Tommy: She's 14.

You're meaner than you look.

Lisbon: You think it had something to do with our murder?
Jane: Yes. No. I don't know. Maybe.

Jane: Beautiful isn't it?
Lisbon: For a crime scene, yeah.

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The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

I love Lisbon and I'm taking you to the real police and they're going to lock you up for the rest of your life.

Jane