The Mentalist

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Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.

Jane: Why are you just going through the motions.
Lisbon: It's called police work.

Lisbon: Taking your 13 year old daughter along as backup is professional?
Tommy: She's 14.

You're meaner than you look.

Lisbon: You think it had something to do with our murder?
Jane: Yes. No. I don't know. Maybe.

Jane: Beautiful isn't it?
Lisbon: For a crime scene, yeah.

Jane: Do you think I'm an anti-social personality.
Lisbon: Yeah, sure. Who isn't?

Lisbon: Some of the stuff you're carrying came off a dead man.
Willy: That's not good.

Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.

Planning is easy. Reality's a lot harder.

This is a mess we don't have time for.

Lisbon: I could kill you with my bare hands.
Jane: Well, it's not the first time.

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The Mentalist Quotes

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.

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