The Mentalist

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The mentalist

I'm not looking for a guru. I'm looking for a murderer.

When Cho shows up, grab him. Spread the pain around.

Lisbon: She's a convicted murderer.
Jane: A convicted manslaughterer, actually.

Jane: What I want is a little smile.
Lisbon: Well, you can't have everything.

You're losing your touch. You didn't know it was her.

You've got a bad news expression on your face.

Lisbon: What can you get for $127.68?
Cho: You could go crazy at Olive Garden.

You manipulated a serial killer. There's going to be consequences.

Van Pelt: So who wanted this guy dead?
Lisbon: He was a divorce attorney. Who didn't?

At least he was dead when, you know...the shark ate him.

Jane needs something to hold on to and we're going to give it to him.

Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?

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The Mentalist Quotes

Who knows how a homicidal maniac thinks?


Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

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