Lisbon: I didn't say anything.
Jane: I was talking to the hallucination.

Lisbon: Now you're stealing an ambulance?
Jane: No, I'm just admiring the interior.

Teresa: Women can strangle people.
Grace: Believe me I know I could.

Lisbon: What about your promise to Bertram?
Jane: I had my fingers crossed.

This is like a bad date. I wish those bozos would just vanish.

He has to hit bottom and know it. That's recovery 101, right?

Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?

We're in the middle of a toxic waste dump. Hurry up.

Since I was 17 years old I could tell when you're lying.

We get any more suspects we're going to have to convert the janitor's closet.

Lisbon: Are you kidding? Handcuffs?
Jane: The latest educational tool.

Lisbon: I did background checks on the drag queens, none of them stand out.
Jane: Ooh. Don't let them hear you say that.

The Mentalist Quotes

Belinda Bittaker: You can sneer at me all you'd like.
Patrick Jane: I will, thank you.

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.