Lisbon: The imaginary man has a hotel.
Jane: That's right.
Lisbson: Is this hotel imaginary too?

Jane: You were talking in your sleep.
Lisbon: I was?
Jane: And drooling a little.

Any place I could possibly think of, is where he wouldn't go.

Look at you, so tough. I'm getting goosebumps. Grrr.

Kasmir: Is he going off script?
Lisbon: Yeah, he does that.

You've come up with some plan you don't want me to know about.

I am prepared to punch you in the face all on my own.

No offense but you have a bit of a homeless vibe about you.

Nothing good will come from chasing this man. It's the kind of obsession that destroys people.

Lisbon: We've got nothing to hide.
Jane: Just better things to do with our day.

Bertram: I didn't take you for a gambler.
Lisbon: It's not gambling if you know you're going to win.

Lisbon: When are you getting your shoes back?
Jane: They're not so bad, are they?

The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

You see how much better things turn out when you're honest with me.

Teresa Lisbon