Lisbon: The imaginary man has a hotel.
Jane: That's right.
Lisbson: Is this hotel imaginary too?

Jane: You were talking in your sleep.
Lisbon: I was?
Jane: And drooling a little.

Any place I could possibly think of, is where he wouldn't go.

Look at you, so tough. I'm getting goosebumps. Grrr.

Kasmir: Is he going off script?
Lisbon: Yeah, he does that.

You've come up with some plan you don't want me to know about.

I am prepared to punch you in the face all on my own.

No offense but you have a bit of a homeless vibe about you.

Nothing good will come from chasing this man. It's the kind of obsession that destroys people.

Lisbon: We've got nothing to hide.
Jane: Just better things to do with our day.

Bertram: I didn't take you for a gambler.
Lisbon: It's not gambling if you know you're going to win.

Lisbon: When are you getting your shoes back?
Jane: They're not so bad, are they?

The Mentalist Quotes

Tiger tiger burning bright in the forest of the night.

Red John

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.