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Bones: What did you want to tell me?
Booth: That I love you... In a professional, 'atta girl' kind of way.
Bones: 'Atta girl' kind of way? Right back at'cha Booth. I love you too. 'Atta Boy.'

Avalon: The man whose life you saved is really excited to see you again.
Brennan: No, I don't save lives. People are already dead when I get to them.

Booth: (referring to the body) Looks like a purple Smurf.
Brennan: Pelvic bone indicates a male.
Booth: Like a rubber, purple, Smurf.

Hodgins: (after Brennan says she wants a baby) Is there a father?
Brennan: Well, I'd like to use Booth's sperm.
Cam: Booth. What do you know?

Angela: Then why use Booth at all? Why don't you use Fisher ... and his discount sperm?
Brennan: No, Booth has a bigger mandible and a more prominent zygomatic than Fisher, as well as a more pronounced ratio between the width of his clavicles and his ilia.
Angela: So, it's because Booth is hot?

Booth: You really liked holding that kid didn't you?
Brennan: Yeah. I've been thinking about how exciting it would be to expose my own child to early pattern recognition.
Booth: You know they like singing and uh, when you make funny faces at 'em too.
Brennan: Yeah of course. I-I will make a diverse schedule.

Brennan: Diane Sidmans's role was important to the Large Hadron Collider team?
Landis Collar: The effort to find the Higgs-Boson will be set back months.

Brennan: I thought you would be with Booth.
Cam: Questioning people isn't, really my thing. Most of the time I just wanna ... beat them until they tell me what I wanna hear.
Brennan: I know, it gets frustrating and, hitting can often be quite effective.
Clark: And you both work with the Justice Department.
Brennan: Yes.
Clark: Ironic.

Booth: (arriving at the animal park with Brennan) I was here last weekend with Parker. They got monkeys swingin' free -- right over there! You think we have time?
Bones: Booth, we are here to recover a set of remains.
Booth: Come on Bones, you gotta take time to smell the primates.
Bones: Why? They're malodorous and they throw their excrement.

Booth: Did you know that giraffes can weigh up to two tons?
Bones: Yes. Everyone knows that.
Booth: And they sleep less than two hours a day.
Bones: That I did not know.
Booth: Yes! Pinky stumps The Brain!

Angela: (about Hodgins) He does have a teriffic ass.
Brennan: Perhaps that's why you're always making him leave.

Booth: So he was killed around that area with something like that thing.
Brennan: That is very imprecise.
Booth: Works for me

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Bones Quotes

Save the girls.

Hodgins

You're getting that mad scientist look in your eyes.

Angela

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The-world-is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones
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