Bones: My last will and testament is 312 pages long.
Booth: Mine's written on a sticky note. 'Everything goes to Bones.' But don't worry, don't worry. I used your real name to keep it legal.

Bones: You believe he hasn't yet recovered emotionally because he's incapable of finding an apartment?
Booth: Doesn't take a shrink to know that one.
Sweets: Standing right here, guys.

[to Booth] Whatever's next, we'll handle it. We always do.


Bones: I don't want to pass my failings on to Christine, Booth.
Booth: What failings?
Bones: Hyper-competitiveness, arrogance, insensitivity to the feelings of others.
Booth: You know what? Thumbs up to the self-realization there Bones. Actually, two thumbs up.
Bones: You should make a similar effort.
Booth: What?
Bones: Not to pass on your failings.
Booth: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean? What failings?
Bones: [to Christine] It's time for bed.

Booth: You know that was really nice of you to let Clark have his moment, Bones.
Bones: Well, I'm a very nice person.
Booth: Yes you are, but you know what? You're nice. You've gotta work on your modesty.

Bones: I don't believe this. I taught you.
Edison: And I'm grateful. I promise, you'll be thanked when I'm published.

Edison: Crime, you. Ancient history, me. Remember?
Bones: Yes, but I would think you would want nothing more than my expertise.
Edison: And I'm well aware that you would think that. But I don't want to take you away from your murder.

Hodgins: Eh, it does look humany.
Bones: Sorry to disappoint you.

Bones: Do I have to do anything special when it ends?
Booth: No.
Bones: Why not?
Booth: Because it's never gonna end, Bones. It's always gonna be just like this. Just like this.

Sweets: Booth was a dance teacher.
Bones: [laughing] That does not sound true.

Angela: When we met I was an artist. I mean, imagine waking up one day and realizing that for years you haven't been doing anything close to what you love.
Bones: I can't imagine that. I have to do this. It's who I am.
Angela: So you're saying I'm not an artist. Not really.

Bones: You reconstruct the faces of murder victims as well as anyone in this country.
Angela: That's the most depressing thing that anybody has ever said to me.
Bones: I thought it was a compliment.

Bones Quotes

Worthy of a manger.


Save the girls.


Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones