Bones: Based on your robust frame, muscular build, and symmetrical features, you could make a good income as an exotic dancer
Wendell: Well, then I wasted a bunch of money on grad school.

Cam: When did empowerment become stuffing dollar bills down a man's pants?
Bones: The 1970s. I already said that. You should pay closer attention.

[to Booth] Well, when it comes to settling conflicts, it's always better to be rational.

Bones

Booth: You're not always, like, this mean person.
Bones: Because if I were you would leave me for a nicer person.
Booth: I'm not gonna leave you for a nice person because you are a nice person.

Bones: I thought you enjoyed the limelight, Dr. Edison.
Clark: I was wrong. I like the pure science. No distractions.
Bones: As do I.

Bones: Do you think Dr. Edison is more likable than I am?
Cam: Oh, likability is subjective.

[to jeweler] We have a deal that he will never ask me to marry him. And when the time comes to marry, which I do not foresee, he believes that I will ask him.

Bones

Booth: Bones? Are you here to buy me an engagement ring?
Bones: Uh, no.

Jursick: Now THAT was genius.
Bones: I am actually a genius.

[to Sweets] I was not happy when booth told me that you were coming to stay with us. And I am not happy that you are leaving.

Bones

Bones: Certain is an absolute, Ms. Wick. You can't be mostly certain.
Cam: Mostly certain's good for me.

[to Booth] Paradise. Mass graves for me and a beach with liquor for you.

Bones

Bones Quotes

Sometimes you just have to dance to the music that's playing.

Booth

Booth: I worked really, really hard on my vows, but you know, now that we're here, look, um, hey. Do you remember the last time that we were here? Standing right around in this spot? It was right in the beginning before we really knew each other. I was trying to get away from you because you were irritating me and, uh, you chased me down, and you caught up to me and I said to you 'listen, I just have to get all my ducks in a row' and you said to me--
Brennan: I can be a duck.
Booth: Yeah. You know we had been chasing each other for a long time. Chasing each other through wars and serial killers and ghosts and snakes. And now chasing you has been the smartest thing that I have ever done in my life. And being chased by you has been my greatest joy. But now, we, uh, we don't have to chase each other anymore because we caught each other.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones