Cam: When did empowerment become stuffing dollar bills down a man's pants?
Bones: The 1970s. I already said that. You should pay closer attention.

[to Booth] Well, when it comes to settling conflicts, it's always better to be rational.

Bones

Booth: You're not always, like, this mean person.
Bones: Because if I were you would leave me for a nicer person.
Booth: I'm not gonna leave you for a nice person because you are a nice person.

Bones: I thought you enjoyed the limelight, Dr. Edison.
Clark: I was wrong. I like the pure science. No distractions.
Bones: As do I.

Bones: Do you think Dr. Edison is more likable than I am?
Cam: Oh, likability is subjective.

[to jeweler] We have a deal that he will never ask me to marry him. And when the time comes to marry, which I do not foresee, he believes that I will ask him.

Bones

Booth: Bones? Are you here to buy me an engagement ring?
Bones: Uh, no.

Jursick: Now THAT was genius.
Bones: I am actually a genius.

[to Sweets] I was not happy when booth told me that you were coming to stay with us. And I am not happy that you are leaving.

Bones

Bones: Certain is an absolute, Ms. Wick. You can't be mostly certain.
Cam: Mostly certain's good for me.

[to Booth] Paradise. Mass graves for me and a beach with liquor for you.

Bones

Bones: Oh, I had a brilliant idea.
Booth: You always have a brilliant idea.

Bones Quotes

Worthy of a manger.

Hodgins

Booth: Come on Christine, if you want to be a big girl, you gotta eat your breakfast. It's good for you.
Christine: Mommy says size is determined genetically.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones