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Cam: Why wouldn't he want us to know he's a great guy?
Bones: First Corinthians 13:4.

Booth: You want us to sprinkle your ashes over a volcano?
Bones: Yes. That way at least if I'm dead you can have a nice trip together and foolishly risk your lives.
Booth: Which will bring us closer together!
Bones: Yes.

Bones: My last will and testament is 312 pages long.
Booth: Mine's written on a sticky note. 'Everything goes to Bones.' But don't worry, don't worry. I used your real name to keep it legal.

Bones: You believe he hasn't yet recovered emotionally because he's incapable of finding an apartment?
Booth: Doesn't take a shrink to know that one.
Sweets: Standing right here, guys.

[to Booth] Whatever's next, we'll handle it. We always do.

Bones

Bones: I don't want to pass my failings on to Christine, Booth.
Booth: What failings?
Bones: Hyper-competitiveness, arrogance, insensitivity to the feelings of others.
Booth: You know what? Thumbs up to the self-realization there Bones. Actually, two thumbs up.
Bones: You should make a similar effort.
Booth: What?
Bones: Not to pass on your failings.
Booth: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean? What failings?
Bones: [to Christine] It's time for bed.

Booth: You know that was really nice of you to let Clark have his moment, Bones.
Bones: Well, I'm a very nice person.
Booth: Yes you are, but you know what? You're nice. You've gotta work on your modesty.

Bones: I don't believe this. I taught you.
Edison: And I'm grateful. I promise, you'll be thanked when I'm published.

Edison: Crime, you. Ancient history, me. Remember?
Bones: Yes, but I would think you would want nothing more than my expertise.
Edison: And I'm well aware that you would think that. But I don't want to take you away from your murder.

Hodgins: Eh, it does look humany.
Bones: Sorry to disappoint you.

Bones: Do I have to do anything special when it ends?
Booth: No.
Bones: Why not?
Booth: Because it's never gonna end, Bones. It's always gonna be just like this. Just like this.

Sweets: Booth was a dance teacher.
Bones: [laughing] That does not sound true.

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Bones Quotes

Brennan: Which is why I have a proposition for you.
Booth: Please, Darlin', you're gonna make me blush.

You're only chance is to get off the grid.

Max

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones