We're having a baby! I can keep eating peanut butter cookies!

Booth: Everything okay in there, Bones? You need any help?
Brennan: I'm peeing on a stick. I'm pretty sure I can do that by myself.

Brennan: I believe the term is "one in the hole!"
Booth: No, Bones, it's "hole in one."

Just go, dad. I don’t want you to be late for whatever it is you’re hiding from me.

Booth: I never like taking the shot.
Brennan: Because of that piece of goodness you have.

If you're serious about going, you need to be honest about the risks. And honest with Dr. Saroyan. So if you never see her again, at least you know you didn't lie to her.

It's a good thing you brought me rather than Aubrey. He'd eat everything here. Not literally. I'm just exaggerating.

I took a selfie with a skull in my office and put its arms around me. #whimsicallyamusing

Too bad it would jeopardize the case, or I'd selfie with a skull.

Warren: How did you know that?
Brennan: Because, in high school I was shoved in a locker multiple times.

Brennan: Oh my God!
Booth: What? Did you get bitten?
Brennan: No, it's my book! It's in the clearance section.

Booth: You're brilliant.
Brennan: Of course I am! Why is everyone always surprised by that?

Bones Quotes

Booth: You know, when I say heartbreaking you say the heart is a muscle, so it can't break. It can only get crushed.
Brennan: Isn't it heartcrushing?
Booth: You want to go to his funeral?
Brennan: Yes, I would. Then she won't be alone.
Booth: You know what, Bones? Sometimes I think your heart muscle is bigger than people give you credit for.

Angela: I was talking about the Amalia Rose. The remains have been identified and they're moving them into the exhibit. The press conference is tomorrow.
Cam: Great.
Angela: Yea- not that this is any of my business, but um- I sort of thought that you'd ... be more interested.
Cam: (laughs) Interested, is that what I'm supposed to be.
Angela: I just thought tha-
Cam: That because I'm black, I should be all over this.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones