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Bones

Brennan: I hate you for telling me to walk away.
Booth: Bones! I love you.
Brennan: Don't you die, OK?!

Brennan: What does it mean to Brennan someone. Is that a compliment? Dr. Sweets seems to be very thorough.
Sweets: Thank you!

Brennan: He's a killer.
Booth: Yeah, but who he killed. In the old west they would have made him a sheriff.

Brennan: These aren't artificial. These nails are real.
Booth: Real? Who glues on real nails to themselves?

Brennan: You know, Christine and I could come to Germany too.
Booth: But you know I wouldn't ask you to do that. Your work is here.
Brennan: So you'd stand in the way of us having a new and possibly life changing experience. That seems selfish, Booth.
Booth: You'd really uproot everything?
Brennan: Wouldn't you?

They must have been very proud until we seized your award and then arrested you for murder.

Brennan: Cannabis has been used for thousands of years in a medicinal capacity. Even the ancient Egyptians used marijuana to treat hemorrhoids.
Booth: Which, you know, they probably got from sitting around being stoned all day.

Angela: I actually think you're making the cancer thing very sexy, Wendell.
Brennan: Ewing's Sarcoma has an 80% mortality rating, Angela. That's not sexy.
Wendell: Thanks for the reminder, Dr. B.
Brennan: My pleasure.

Booth: Show one person who doesn't like a one man band.
Brennan: I'm sure many don't like them which is why they're such a rarity.

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