Look at her ass. You could crack an egg on it.

I'm gonna call for some takeout. Not that your tater tots aren't to die for.

Never worry about being fair. Just grab on to those jewels and twist then like a garbage bag.

Tabitha: You wanna help? Yell at the gardener for parking his crap wagon in the driveway.
Debbie: Actually, that's our crap wagon, Tabitha.
Tabitha: Well, park it around the corner so the neighbors won't notice.

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I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

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