It's not personal Porcelain, it's politics.

I'm Sue Sylvester, I have a human heart and I approve this message.

I heard. And I am literally horny with fear.

Why it isn't Porcelain's dad, who may or may not have a baboon heart?

If this nation wants to impress its future Chinese overlords, we need to get our priorities straight.

Know what has no expiration date, voters? My rage.

Will: Sue's pom-pom budget is $4,000/month.
Sue: You can't put a price on cheer, William.

I got a bee in my bonnet, and that bee's name is "government waste."

I just got a text from Becky, replete with hilarious auto-corrects.

Are you still at freakishbonyginger@gmail?

First, smoking kills. Second, it really does make you look cooler, doesn't it?

I need the two of you to escort me to me hyperbaric chamber, as I have glitter in my eyes.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.

Rachel

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn