Sue Sylvester Quotes
Why don't you hurry on to your next face-widening session at the John Travolta Institute for Head Thickening and Facial Weight Gain?
Truth is, journal, I'm attracted to men. Sure, I can't stand watching them eat or talk, but when it comes to getting sexy, this gal's got a hole in her heart that only a fella can fill.
My iPhone 5 is vibrating. That's a new feature of the iPhone 5, they vibrate now.
I lost an enormous last minute bet I placed on myself with a shady Las Vegas bookie.
It's a reporter from USA Today. The newspaper for people who can't read.
If I wanna win this race, I need 20 cc's of man. Stat!
Why would someone assume I'm a Friend of Ellen just because I'm manish and I have short hair and I only wear track suits and I coach a girls' sport and I married myself?
It's not personal Porcelain, it's politics.
I'm Sue Sylvester, I have a human heart and I approve this message.
I heard. And I am literally horny with fear.
Why it isn't Porcelain's dad, who may or may not have a baboon heart?
If this nation wants to impress its future Chinese overlords, we need to get our priorities straight.