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Glee

If this nation wants to impress its future Chinese overlords, we need to get our priorities straight.

Know what has no expiration date, voters? My rage.

Will: Sue's pom-pom budget is $4,000/month.
Sue: You can't put a price on cheer, William.

I got a bee in my bonnet, and that bee's name is "government waste."

I just got a text from Becky, replete with hilarious auto-corrects.

Are you still at freakishbonyginger@gmail?

First, smoking kills. Second, it really does make you look cooler, doesn't it?

I need the two of you to escort me to me hyperbaric chamber, as I have glitter in my eyes.

I've put plastic on your chair, so feel free to wet yourself with excitement.

Allow me to ladle you a piping hot bowl of This is How It Is.

How is it going with Emma? I'm sure everything in the bedroom is completely normal.

This isn't the 1960s anymore when jobs are plentiful. And it's not personal, Will Schuester.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

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