It's in my DNA to be intense, okay, just like it's in Porcelain's DNA to poop rainbow glitter.

Sue: Will you sign my breast?
Cooper: My pleasure. "Keep on dreaming. Yours ... Cooper Anderson."

Sue: Hey, Mercedes, who you texting?
Mercedes: I'm not texting anyone, I'm donating to the Obama campaign...

You proved that it's never too late to turn your life around.

In the last week, you either enjoyed a delicious curry or a hug from Principal Figgins.

I spend the day vibrating with wide irrational rage.

I doubt your avian frame could withstand the rigors of childbirth.

The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.

You can maybe go one day without the driving clothes. It's a wheel chair Artie, not a Porsche.

For God's sake, Amelia, it's 2012. If you wanna marry Will Schuester, ask him.

I made plans to shoot reindeer from my helicopter with Sarah Palin, but she canceled. Apparently Todd gets fussy when she misses his ballet recitals.

Christmas is a time for forgiveness. I have decided to forgive you for having no talent and ruining the American songbook, one mash-up at a time.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.