Sue Sylvester Quotes
It's in my DNA to be intense, okay, just like it's in Porcelain's DNA to poop rainbow glitter.
Sue: Will you sign my breast?
Cooper: My pleasure. "Keep on dreaming. Yours ... Cooper Anderson."
Sue: Hey, Mercedes, who you texting?
Mercedes: I'm not texting anyone, I'm donating to the Obama campaign...
You proved that it's never too late to turn your life around.
In the last week, you either enjoyed a delicious curry or a hug from Principal Figgins.
I spend the day vibrating with wide irrational rage.
I doubt your avian frame could withstand the rigors of childbirth.
The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.
You can maybe go one day without the driving clothes. It's a wheel chair Artie, not a Porsche.
For God's sake, Amelia, it's 2012. If you wanna marry Will Schuester, ask him.
I made plans to shoot reindeer from my helicopter with Sarah Palin, but she canceled. Apparently Todd gets fussy when she misses his ballet recitals.
Christmas is a time for forgiveness. I have decided to forgive you for having no talent and ruining the American songbook, one mash-up at a time.