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Let's be honest, William. You've been out of ideas since Madonna week.

It's in my DNA to be intense, okay, just like it's in Porcelain's DNA to poop rainbow glitter.

Sue: Will you sign my breast?
Cooper: My pleasure. "Keep on dreaming. Yours ... Cooper Anderson."

Sue: Hey, Mercedes, who you texting?
Mercedes: I'm not texting anyone, I'm donating to the Obama campaign...

You proved that it's never too late to turn your life around.

In the last week, you either enjoyed a delicious curry or a hug from Principal Figgins.

I spend the day vibrating with wide irrational rage.

I doubt your avian frame could withstand the rigors of childbirth.

The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.

You can maybe go one day without the driving clothes. It's a wheel chair Artie, not a Porsche.

For God's sake, Amelia, it's 2012. If you wanna marry Will Schuester, ask him.

I made plans to shoot reindeer from my helicopter with Sarah Palin, but she canceled. Apparently Todd gets fussy when she misses his ballet recitals.

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Glee Quotes

Yes, I am back in glee club. In lieu of flowers, please send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice.

Rachel

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn