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Glee

As soon as she returns from her suspension, I plan on installing Becky as my secretary. And I will refer to her as my "Beckretary."

Will: Wait, wait, so you're not firing us?
Sue: Not if you win a national championship, I'm not. However, if you do fail to win at nationals, I will fire you and you'll be forced to build creepy relationships with teenagers on your own time.

America, your prayers have been answered. Sue Sylvester is back at McKinley.

Blaine: I'll admit. I rejoined the Cheerios with the sole plan of destroying you from the inside.
Sue: Admirable.

Dear journal, I speak to you now not as Sue Sylvester, world class coach and educatrix, but as Sue Sylvester, freelance champion.

At the risk of stepping out of character, I brought donuts to calm everyone's frayed nerves.

[to Blaine] Well, I hope you're ready for some form-fitting polyester, gay Clark Kent from season one of Smallville. Because it looks like you're going to be the bottom of my Cheerios pyramid after all.

It's time to perfect my Nicki Minaj where the hell did that come from cuckoo for cocoa puffs crazy pants threat.

Blaine: I'm not rejoining the Cheerios.
Sue: Oh you most certainly are. Or something unfortunate will most likely be happening to you extremely soon.

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