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Glee

You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian.

Get out of my office... if you can manage squeezing through the door without your water breaking all over the carpet.

Will: I'm thinking about leaving my wife.
Sue: Well, I didn't see that one coming at all.

What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.

You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hail with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it.

Quinn: Coach Sylvester, we need to talk.
Sue: I've got nothing to say to you, preggo.

All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties.

You three are boring me now. I'm gonna go do something else.

While they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using them.

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