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Glee

You two should be wetting yourselves with shame.

You have enough product in your hair to season a wok.

I will not stop until your fired and your little glee club is annihilated into oblivion.

I won't be burying any hatchets, William, unless I get a clear shot to your groin.

I'm gonna send this [hair] to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, so they can use it to plug the holes in their trailer.

Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination horror!

You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian.

Get out of my office... if you can manage squeezing through the door without your water breaking all over the carpet.

Will: I'm thinking about leaving my wife.
Sue: Well, I didn't see that one coming at all.

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