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People who dress like librarians? All sex addicts.

Sue: We've lost the true meaning of Halloween: fear.

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Children must know fear. Without it, they'll try Frenching grizzly bears or trying to live in Florida.

I realize you're only half orangutan, but I'm still allergic to your lustrous, ginger mane.

Asking someone to believe in a fantasy, no matter how comforting, is cruel.

I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, and I guess I don't have to. Mary Lou Retton is an orphan or something.

If your students wanna praise God, I suggest they enroll in Sweet Holy Mother of God Academy on St. Jesus Street.

Don't let your own recklessness blind you to the fact that Britney Spears is a genius pop culture provocateur and a gateway drug to every out of control impulse ever created.

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

It's a Britney Spears sex riot!

I'm secretly hoping it's a mid-life crisis, meaning your halfway to an early death.

Oh God, Will, let me break it down for you. High school's a dry run for the rest of your life. Not everyone can be champions; not everyone should be champions. The world needs fry cooks; bus drivers...

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Glee Quotes

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn

Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?

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