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People who dress like librarians? All sex addicts.

Sue: We've lost the true meaning of Halloween: fear.

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Children must know fear. Without it, they'll try Frenching grizzly bears or trying to live in Florida.

I realize you're only half orangutan, but I'm still allergic to your lustrous, ginger mane.

Asking someone to believe in a fantasy, no matter how comforting, is cruel.

I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, and I guess I don't have to. Mary Lou Retton is an orphan or something.

If your students wanna praise God, I suggest they enroll in Sweet Holy Mother of God Academy on St. Jesus Street.

Don't let your own recklessness blind you to the fact that Britney Spears is a genius pop culture provocateur and a gateway drug to every out of control impulse ever created.

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

It's a Britney Spears sex riot!

I'm secretly hoping it's a mid-life crisis, meaning your halfway to an early death.

Oh God, Will, let me break it down for you. High school's a dry run for the rest of your life. Not everyone can be champions; not everyone should be champions. The world needs fry cooks; bus drivers...

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

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