I will expel him faster than a Thai takeout place can read back a delivery order.

Kurt: When you call me "lady," that's bullying and it's really hurtful.
Sue: I'm sorry. I genuinely thought that was your name.

I just prefer to think of the homleess as outdoorsy. So shine on urban campers!

I suggest selling yourself on Craigslist under the heading of 'Men seeking Men with butt chins.'

You make the underflaps of my breasts burn, like when I used to rub them with poison sumac.

Rest assured that I, and my attorney Gloria Allred, will be pressing charges.

Why don't you go home, rest, die? It doesn't matter. Because as my first official act as principal, you are fired.

There's no reason for you to be here... really, there's no reason for you to be here.

When I showed this to Brittany, she whimpered and thought I cut down a small tree where a family of gummy people lived.

Hoarders is great. But Animal Hoarders is better.

Sue and Holly

Less than 24 hours after my plan to replace all chairs with sharp poles, in my war against sitting... I need a cause.

Will: I thought we were friends.
Sue: That got boring.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.

Rachel

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn