Katie Couric: You beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, Dina Lohan... and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and, apparently, also a loser. How do you deal with that?
Sue: I've been drinking a lot of bleach.

No time for a fourtime, ladies. The bus leaves in five.

You don't go in that canon and this routine will be all boom, boom and no pow. And that, Brittany, is so 2008 and... late.

Brittany, here's a note for you. Hand-written and in crayon. From the human canon, saying how much it misses you.

Sue: This level of risk and danger makes me feel alive again.
Figgins: But the risk and danger isn't to you.
Sue: That's the best part.

I try to make a habit of not touching carnie folk. But, fella, I'll take it.

Brittany, please remind me how I single-handedly put cheerleading on the map.

Will: I thought you hated the holidays.
Sue: No, I just hate you.

I thought you might wanna put all of out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.

Will: How did you get in here?
Sue: I had a key made ages ago.

For me, the real joy of Christmas was breaking the collective heart of the glee club.

William, Elmo, you. Get the hell out of my office.

Glee Quotes

Rachel: I'm just scared. I haven't been this scared in my whole life. You know, when I was in high school and I had all these big Broadway dreams, I just got used to everyone laughing at me and I figured one day I would make it and I would show them that I'm not a joke anymore. And then I did and it all fell apart and I realized that there is a whole different kind of lauging that is way worse. So...I can't. I can't fail again.
Mercedes: Rachel, we're all going to fail again and again...the hardest part is just getting up, shaking it off, and getting on with it. Let me tell you this, when you sing? Nobody's laughing.

God as my witness, I will break her down.

Santana