Glee

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Glee

You make the underflaps of my breasts burn, like when I used to rub them with poison sumac.

Rest assured that I, and my attorney Gloria Allred, will be pressing charges.

Why don't you go home, rest, die? It doesn't matter. Because as my first official act as principal, you are fired.

There's no reason for you to be here... really, there's no reason for you to be here.

When I showed this to Brittany, she whimpered and thought I cut down a small tree where a family of gummy people lived.

Hoarders is great. But Animal Hoarders is better.

Sue and Holly

Less than 24 hours after my plan to replace all chairs with sharp poles, in my war against sitting... I need a cause.

Will: I thought we were friends.
Sue: That got boring.

My years-long quest for power has finally bore fruit.

Will: Coach Beiste quit?
Sue: I believe I just said that Annie Sullivan. You want me to sign it into your palm.

You gotta show him who's the boss. Great. Now I picture them making out to an episode of Who's the Boss.

Know what kind of disgusting images I'm gonna need to stare at now to get that out of my head? Gonna have to go to the wound care center. Gonna have to stare at some wounds.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn
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