Brittany, here's a note for you. Hand-written and in crayon. From the human canon, saying how much it misses you.

Sue: This level of risk and danger makes me feel alive again.
Figgins: But the risk and danger isn't to you.
Sue: That's the best part.

I try to make a habit of not touching carnie folk. But, fella, I'll take it.

Brittany, please remind me how I single-handedly put cheerleading on the map.

Will: I thought you hated the holidays.
Sue: No, I just hate you.

I thought you might wanna put all of out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.

Will: How did you get in here?
Sue: I had a key made ages ago.

For me, the real joy of Christmas was breaking the collective heart of the glee club.

William, Elmo, you. Get the hell out of my office.

You're a regular Agatha Christie. Except even more sexless.

I'm everybody's Secret Santa. Yeah, you can just drop those anywhere.

You're not the only person at this school that consumes protein powder by the tubful.

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn