You took away my Cheerios. Continue this the opening salvo of World War Sue.

Picking up some coffee. I like my enemas piping hot.

My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit.

It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when you torture him.

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the swelling in his brain under control.

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic.

If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling catheters.

I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels.

Sue: Where's the hate?
Will: Not the point of glee club, Sue.

For a brief period, I was a tamborine player for Wilson Phillips.

I've gotta get that girl on the Cheerios.

Will, you have more grease in your hair than the guy behind Wikileaks?

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Blaine: I needed you. I needed you around and you weren't there. And I was lonely. And I'm...I'm really sorry.
Kurt: You don't think that I've been lonely? You don't think that I've had temptations? But I didn't act on it because I knew what it meant. It meant something horrible and awful.