I've put plastic on your chair, so feel free to wet yourself with excitement.

Allow me to ladle you a piping hot bowl of This is How It Is.

How is it going with Emma? I'm sure everything in the bedroom is completely normal.

This isn't the 1960s anymore when jobs are plentiful. And it's not personal, Will Schuester.

Sue: I have spent the entire year being nothing but kind to you people.
Tina: Today is only the second day of school.

I thought people wanted a candidate that was for something. That's why I took that pro-deportation stance.

I am running at 6 percent, well behind Undecided, That rapist running from prison and I don't care, Please don't call me during dinner.

I'm gonna stop you right there Becky. Have you ever heard of menopause?

Sue: Your nickname is Panda Express.
Howard: But I'm not Chinese.
Sue: Neither is the food at Panda House.

Honey Badger I am lactating with rage!

Now we can get all HMO up in your Glee hole or you can tell me who put you up to spiking the punch bowl.

You know what they say? Those who can't, teach. Turns out, maybe you actually can. Think about that the next time you prop your butt chin up on one of those little toilets.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.

Rachel

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn