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Glee

I'm Sue Sylvester, I have a human heart and I approve this message.

I heard. And I am literally horny with fear.

Why it isn't Porcelain's dad, who may or may not have a baboon heart?

If this nation wants to impress its future Chinese overlords, we need to get our priorities straight.

Know what has no expiration date, voters? My rage.

Will: Sue's pom-pom budget is $4,000/month.
Sue: You can't put a price on cheer, William.

I got a bee in my bonnet, and that bee's name is "government waste."

I just got a text from Becky, replete with hilarious auto-corrects.

Are you still at freakishbonyginger@gmail?

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