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I didn't sleep with that drummer. The drummer I slept with was from Jimmy Eat World.

You took away my Cheerios. Continue this the opening salvo of World War Sue.

Picking up some coffee. I like my enemas piping hot.

My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit.

It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when you torture him.

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the swelling in his brain under control.

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic.

If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling catheters.

I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels.

Sue: Where's the hate?
Will: Not the point of glee club, Sue.

For a brief period, I was a tamborine player for Wilson Phillips.

I've gotta get that girl on the Cheerios.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.

Rachel
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