Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXSue Sylvester Quotes
Porcelain, the first moment I laid eyes on you, I truly didn't understand what I was looking at. With your hippo broaches and your knee length sweaters, standing there all sassy with your arms crossed and your hips cocked out and your eyes rolled back as if to say 'oh, how droll...' But then I got to know you and even though you still constantly annoyed me I got to watch you go through what you went through. The whole coming out thing with your dad, the death threats from the bully whom Blaine later dated. I never knew I had thoughts and feelings about those things until I watched you go through them. You expanded my mind. You taught me things about myself that I would have never discovered on my own. And for that I thank you.
Will: What is wrong with you?
Sue: Oh, it's just a flare up of my chronic hate disorder.
Sue: You have crossed me for the last time William Schuester!
Will: Do you have any idea how many times you've said that?
Sue: And it still feels good!
How do people just burst into song? How does everybody just magically know the lyrics?
Geraldo, the very foundations of my life have been destroyed. All I ever wanted was to be a champion and to inspire others to be champions. That's why I chose a career in cheerleading. I wanted to succeed by watching my girls succeed.
Sue: I'm sorry, what did you say?
Superintendent: You're fired.
I'm sorry, but the aroma of overly dry-cleaned polyester uniforms just wafted into my office and up my extremely sensitive nose.
Sue: Well, according to my doomsday watch, it's precisely one minute to midnight. The final chapter of World War Glee.
Will: And it all begins when I trip you on stage.
Shut up, Dreidel. This is between Butt Chin and me!
Don't believe everything Becky Jackson tweets.
I had one last gift for both of you, my legacy couples, and I wanted to give that to you myself. Don't worry. It's not a song. Or a minority choir.
So, what do you say, fellas? Will you give America what at least 52% of it will legally tolerate?
