Stefan: You censor your journal? Pretty sure that’s against journal rules.
Elena: And I’m pretty sure you’re not the journal police.

Well you know Katherine. She's not about to go out without some grand finale.

Stefan: Caroline did a little bit of math.
Damon: Caroline?
Stefan: Relax, she had a calculator.

You're my brother. I'm not gonna give up on you. I never will.

Come on, Damon. You think I'm afraid of a Ripper? I invented the word.

I mean I've seen Damon at his worst Caroline and I actually think he enjoys the way it makes him feel. It's like the more pain he can cause, the more reasons there are for people to hate him. He wants to confirm everyone's lowest expectations of him.

Stefan: Come on Damon, you're better than this.
Damon: On the contrary brother, I'm better like this.

So Elena breaks up with you and your first instinct is to go on a killing spree. Could you be any more predictable?

Elena/Katherine: Isn't this weird for you?
Stefan: It's incredibly weird. But I know my brother, and I know he's better with you than without you.

This is my "you're being a dick" face."

Katherine: I don't deserve to be loved.
Stefan: You deserve to feel peace.

Katherine Pierce's chickens come home to roost in the form of chickens. That's kind of brilliant.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon