Silas: So what do you think is in the locked room at the end of the hall?
Shane: Probably a shrine to our mom.

Shane: It definitely happened.
Silas: Gross.
Andy: Hey never confirmed.
Doug: They had sex.

Silas: What's next another concert? Mom?
Nancy: Copenhagen. But first, one more stop.

Shane: How the hell are we going to sell has to a kids concert?
Silas: Actually, this will be okay.

Let's just do what's needed to do here and move on. I don't want to be here forever.

Doug: Ohh nice mirror on the ceiling.
Silas: What's with all the hooks?

Andy: This is tasty.
Silas: It's leftover from Seattle. I just added a little cinnamon for flavor.
Andy: Sometimes I think you're the son I never had.
Silas: Thanks.
Andy: I'm serious. I feel a special kinship.
Silas: Cause we're related.
Andy: I'm talking spiritual kinship.

Silas: Shane, get over yourself. No one cares.
Shane: You're just jealous.
Silas: Of what?
Shane: That mom likes me more now.

Shane: Cat like reflexes.
Silas: Perfect considering you're a total pussy.
Shane: Tell that to Pilar.

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