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Please when you kill her just let us know, for closure.

(to Shane) Please please. Choose to not be a dick.

My whole childhood is a lie.

Lars: So have you talked to your mom?
Silas: If you need her, you can't find her.
Lars: Yeah she was always hard to pin down. Except that one time. Bad joke, sorry.

(to Lars) I think I'm your son.

Shane: We'll let the lab decide.
Silas: Lab?
Shane: DNA my brother or should I say half brother.

Silas: So what do you think is in the locked room at the end of the hall?
Shane: Probably a shrine to our mom.

Shane: It definitely happened.
Silas: Gross.
Andy: Hey never confirmed.
Doug: They had sex.

Silas: What's next another concert? Mom?
Nancy: Copenhagen. But first, one more stop.

Shane: How the hell are we going to sell has to a kids concert?
Silas: Actually, this will be okay.

Let's just do what's needed to do here and move on. I don't want to be here forever.

Doug: Ohh nice mirror on the ceiling.
Silas: What's with all the hooks?

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