Psych

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Psych
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I am not gonna give up on us, alright?

I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Blue Ivy Carter.

Juliet: She has the key to my house!
Shawn: Our house! In the middle of the street!

I love you more than Sid loved Nancy.

My hearts feel like wet toilet paper, Gus. It's like one ply... it's like school toilet paper.

She Knows.

It's my third best quality, right behind awesomeness and humility.

They say I might have a concussion; I wasn't able to pick up Lassie's dog this morning. Oh, and catch this, I have a concussion!

Juliet: Shawn our relationship is built on lies.
Shawn: ...And laughter, and laser tag and love.

I wish them exactly 7.2 years of happiness.

If I were a mobster I think my mobster name would be Fricky Friction.

I'm about to make Lassie's year.

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Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.

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