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Am I really that predictable?

You need to uncross your crosshairs.

SNAP! Pop, that is some quality old-school smack talk.

Someone shot the crock pot?!

Juliet: I am not a moron.
Shawn: Even if you were I would clean up your messes....

That's what it's like to sound old, bald and divorced.

Have a little Spencer faith!

If you killed him, just tell me.

How is it now that I am now being punished for being honest?

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