Have a little Spencer faith!

If you killed him, just tell me.

How is it now that I am now being punished for being honest?

Shawn: I will sell you a smile.
Gus: Suck it, Shawn.

Shawn: Woody, you're calling me.
Woody: Don't pick up.

What is genius? Can you bottle it? Is it something you would even want to bottle?

We will call it the super-speed corridor.

Shawn: I'm available for lunch.
Gus: You're available to suck it.

Shawn: Gus, I'm not even sure this thing is on.
Gus: We heard you loud and clear.

My senses don't lie---they multiply.

You are kicking me out and replacing me at the same time!?

Where does the lotion go?

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.