Brennan: Booth, you're in Gamblers Anonymous. You shouldn't be betting.
Booth: Right, and you're a genius. Alright? So, don't say stupid things.

Booth: Look at that. We restrained a manotaur.
Aubrey: Ah, minotaur.
Booth: Whatever.

Okay, you just need to relax there, Mr. Light Bright. Okay? We have permission to be here.

Booth: Come on Christine, if you want to be a big girl, you gotta eat your breakfast. It's good for you.
Christine: Mommy says size is determined genetically.

Bones: Sex and violence are two of humanity's most primal urges. An amalgamation of them is a logical bi-product.
Booth: Bones, S&M isn't a peanut butter cup. It isn't two great tastes that go together.

I'll sleep when I'm tired. But for now, I'm gonna make you pancakes.

Booth: How is Christine?
Brennan: Terrified she'll never see you again. And so am I.

It just hurts when I breathe, that's all.

Whoever did this to me and my wife-- they're gonna pay. Then after tha,t you can have my badge and my gun and you'll never see me again.

The charges against me were dropped. No thanks to you. I have a right to my badge and my gun.

You're out of line, Sir!

Guys, really, I don't have any problem with any of this. I think you look really pretty in your dress, but I prefer pants.

Bones Quotes

Wells: Just because something is theoretically impossible doesn't mean that it's not possible.
Bones: I believe that is exactly what it means.

Sometimes you just have to dance to the music that's playing.

Booth

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones