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Brennan: These aren't artificial. These nails are real.
Booth: Real? Who glues on real nails to themselves?

Brennan: You know, Christine and I could come to Germany too.
Booth: But you know I wouldn't ask you to do that. Your work is here.
Brennan: So you'd stand in the way of us having a new and possibly life changing experience. That seems selfish, Booth.
Booth: You'd really uproot everything?
Brennan: Wouldn't you?

Brennan: Cannabis has been used for thousands of years in a medicinal capacity. Even the ancient Egyptians used marijuana to treat hemorrhoids.
Booth: Which, you know, they probably got from sitting around being stoned all day.

So you're missing about two pounds of the body. Why can't you just say two pounds instead of getting all metric-y?

Booth: Show one person who doesn't like a one man band.
Brennan: I'm sure many don't like them which is why they're such a rarity.

Booth: OK. You're saying that Jesus and Superman are the same?
Brennan: Jesus walks on water. Superman flies. No different.

Sweets: That's sexist. Nowadays a girl in her twenties can be just as much a mobster as a guy.
Booth: Wonderful how far we've come.

Sweets: So you're saying I'm the lead on the case.
Booth: No, I'm saying you're the chess nerd on the case.
Sweets: Lead chess nerd. Good enough for me.

Sometimes you just have to dance to the music that's playing.

I don't think this is what the First Lady had in mind when she wanted everyone to garden.

Brennan: I thought your belief in God gave you the sense that the universe had some kind of loving plan.
Booth: Well God tests us to see what we're made of so we can appreciate what we have.
Brennan: Well I can appreciate the universe without cancer.

Booth: I don't believe this.
Brennan: No it's true. I recovered a portion of them as I was scooping vomit out of the victim's eye socket.
Booth: Bones, remember that conversation we had about people trying to eat.
Brennan: Yes. Of course, yes. Well, I'm a little disappointed, because what will be our lunch conversation?

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Relaxing makes me tense.

Brennan

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Bones Music

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Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones
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