Bones

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Booth: Come on Christine, if you want to be a big girl, you gotta eat your breakfast. It's good for you.
Christine: Mommy says size is determined genetically.

Bones: Sex and violence are two of humanity's most primal urges. An amalgamation of them is a logical bi-product.
Booth: Bones, S&M isn't a peanut butter cup. It isn't two great tastes that go together.

I'll sleep when I'm tired. But for now, I'm gonna make you pancakes.

Booth: How is Christine?
Brennan: Terrified she'll never see you again. And so am I.

It just hurts when I breathe, that's all.

Whoever did this to me and my wife-- they're gonna pay. Then after tha,t you can have my badge and my gun and you'll never see me again.

The charges against me were dropped. No thanks to you. I have a right to my badge and my gun.

You're out of line, Sir!

Guys, really, I don't have any problem with any of this. I think you look really pretty in your dress, but I prefer pants.

Brennan: He's a killer.
Booth: Yeah, but who he killed. In the old west they would have made him a sheriff.

Brennan: These aren't artificial. These nails are real.
Booth: Real? Who glues on real nails to themselves?

Brennan: You know, Christine and I could come to Germany too.
Booth: But you know I wouldn't ask you to do that. Your work is here.
Brennan: So you'd stand in the way of us having a new and possibly life changing experience. That seems selfish, Booth.
Booth: You'd really uproot everything?
Brennan: Wouldn't you?

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Bones Quotes

I don't know anyone smarter than I am.

Brennan

OK. Take a hike bug boy.

Booth

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones