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She doesn't love me. I would know if she loved me.

Bones: Director Hacker wants to have sex with me.
Booth: Whoa. He said that?
Bones: Well he said dinner but the implication was clear.

Booth: Bones, there's a whole gender/parent bond thing going on here. He's just going to get confused.
Parker: So I can have a pool!
Brennan: He doesn't sound confused.

Booth: Come to dinner with us, have fun, laugh at my jokes.
Brennan: That might actually turn out to be fun, thus becoming a self fulfilling desire.
Booth: Right! So, you'll do it?
Brennan: Yes! I will be your hamlet of 800 people or less.

Booth: It takes a village, Bones.
Brennan: I beg your pardon?
Booth: A village to raise a kid properly! It takes a village!
Brennan: Metaphorically. It doesn't mean we must all grow up in hamlets of 800 people or less.

Cam: Were you guys aware that Arastoo doesn't really have an accent?
Booth: Yeah, he does. It's thicker than Ahmed the rug merchant. Was that racist? It sounded racist.

Booth: If this turns out to be some sort of sexual threesome revenge thing, it's gonna get complicated.
Brennan: I warned you about the suburbs.

Booth: You make it sound like it was a class that you took. You know, the first time you should be in love. You know, totally goo-goo for the other person.
Brennan: Were you when you were sixteen?
Booth: Well part of me was.

Brennan: You just said you were having sex when you were sixteen.
Booth: That's different!
Brennan: Oh, so there's a double standard?
Booth: Of course! You know what, Cam needs to shut that down.
Brennan: I said that Michelle should wait until she's at least seventeen and a half.
Booth: Is that how old you were?
Brennan: No, I was 22.
Booth: Twenty-two?!?

We reject Satan and they reject buttons.

Booth [on the Amish]

Mandy Summers: I got the bug because I was afraid Greg was cheating on me.
Booth: So why didn't you mention this before?
Mandy Summers: We're not supposed to date. I guess it's not like the FBI. We're not allowed to sleep with someone we're working with.
Brennan: What- Is she talking about us?
Booth: We're not ...
Brennan: No!
Mandy Summers: Oh, it's okay. I'm CIA. My lips are sealed.

Booth: We don't know what's in that case, you're calling your calvary.
Rutledge: I know how to do my job.
Brennan: Well then how come we found the killer and the case?

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Bones Quotes

I don't know anyone smarter than I am.

Brennan

[to Bones] That is a lot of highly trained squintspertise you are sending on a government-paid vacation.

Caroline

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones