You ain't ready for the California kid.

Paul Ryan 2020.

On paper we're as ugly as Winston's belly button ring.

The on-suite is on fleek.

My whole life is you.

I know you're a terrible liar, but I need you to lie to Cece.

I'm flying to Portent to try to get Cece's mom to come to the wedding.

Beans are nothing but soggy nuts!

Nick: What does a man do about that pain?
Schmidt: Takes a bubble bath.

I don't understand. Is Toby your name?

You show up sick, you might as well be dead.

She lulled me to sleep and then she went rouge.

New Girl Quotes

"Hubba, hubba, mama in trubba."


I was sabotaged by my baby box, which means I will never trust anything that comes out of it.