They had a right, but that doesn't make it right.

We came, we saw, we kicked ass.

In this land of fun and sun, we don't flush for number one.

Shut up, Deeks.

Sam: Where the hell'd he go?
Callen: That's why they call him "Spooks"

Don't look at him, look at me.

Deeks: Hey boys, how's the honeymoon going?
Sam: Oh really? You two wanna go there?
Kensi: Leave me out of it, I'm not going anywhere.

Sam: Almost gave you a heart attack? Imagine that!
Callen: What doesn't kill you -
Sam: Makes me want to kill you!

Night vision goggles? Not your typical jihadi-kit.

Sam: If anything goes bad, it's better if it's just us.
Kensi: If anything goes wrong, it's better if you have backup!

"Spiral is secure! Spiral is secure!"

The level at which you understand marriage is outstanding.

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

Kensi: Because once again you're trying to say something without actually saying it. And it's driving me nuts.
Deeks: I think you lost me.
Kensi: No. I don't think I did. I think you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Deeks: Do I?
Kensi: Damn it, Deeks, you asked me out on a date without actually asking me out on a date. Now, if this keeps going this way and we can't communicate, and we've been over this -- you never say what you mean, and if this is the way it's gonna be, then I don't know how we're ever gonna --
Deeks: I don't want to be here with you right now.
Kensi: What?
Deeks: I want to be at my place, right now ... with you.

My family.

Callen [in Russian]