They had a right, but that doesn't make it right.

We came, we saw, we kicked ass.

In this land of fun and sun, we don't flush for number one.

Shut up, Deeks.

Sam: Where the hell'd he go?
Callen: That's why they call him "Spooks"

Don't look at him, look at me.

Deeks: Hey boys, how's the honeymoon going?
Sam: Oh really? You two wanna go there?
Kensi: Leave me out of it, I'm not going anywhere.

Sam: Almost gave you a heart attack? Imagine that!
Callen: What doesn't kill you -
Sam: Makes me want to kill you!

Night vision goggles? Not your typical jihadi-kit.

Sam: If anything goes bad, it's better if it's just us.
Kensi: If anything goes wrong, it's better if you have backup!

"Spiral is secure! Spiral is secure!"

The level at which you understand marriage is outstanding.