Deeks: Hey boys, how's the honeymoon going?
Sam: Oh really? You two wanna go there?
Kensi: Leave me out of it, I'm not going anywhere.

Sam: Almost gave you a heart attack? Imagine that!
Callen: What doesn't kill you -
Sam: Makes me want to kill you!

Night vision goggles? Not your typical jihadi-kit.

Sam: If anything goes bad, it's better if it's just us.
Kensi: If anything goes wrong, it's better if you have backup!

"Spiral is secure! Spiral is secure!"

The level at which you understand marriage is outstanding.

Hanna: You'll be working for that kid one day.
Callen: Yeah, next week!

Some people actually take the chain of command seriously.

I got hit with a can of Turtle Wax. You ever get hit with a can of Turtle Wax? I didn't think so.

Callen: You remember to grab your car keys back there?
Sam: Son of a bitch.
Callen: Looks like we're swimming home and walking home.
Sam: Maybe not....

I don't think I've ever seen you so excited about a suicide mission.

Callen: Hell of a day.
Sam: Yeah. Hell of a day.