What the hell is wrong with you?

Ugh, Jesus, kiss me before I throw up.

Everyone knows Jenna. She has a reputation.

Scrooge hated Christmas, dip hole.

Hobags are relegated to the back of the bus.

I'm a pregnant woman who claims she's a virgin. So, decide for yourself.

Tamara: Son of a bitch! You played me!
Sadie: You're welcome.

Lissa: By the way, you look skinny.
Sadie: That is something a friend would say, bitch!

Ricky: That was-
Sadie: amazing. Yeah, I know, you're welcome.

I can see you're busy Val I won't come back later.

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna