Parks and Recreation

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Parks and recreation
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I have so many ideas. Some are simple like take down traffic lights and eliminate the post office. The bigger ones will be tougher, like 'bring all this crumbling to the ground.'

Anyone want to go to JJ's for some after dinner omelets?

I work hard to make sure my department is as small and as ineffective as possible.

Jerry's work is often adequate.

Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing.

I never thought I would say this to you son, but you may be over thinking this.

Ron: Thank you all for being here, let's get started.
Leslie: Wow, great attitude Ron.
Ron: Sorry, I was talking to these ribs.

I hate riddles, and other such nonsense. I want that on record, but something wicked with a book is my ex-wife's library.

When I eat it is the food that is scared.

Straight down the middle, no hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.

Ron: Tom, I'm asking you as a man to stop this immediately!
Ron: What the f***?

The important thing is the dam is never happening, and your dream has been crushed.

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.

Ron