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I did not sleep for one second last night. And I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl.

There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.

I'm going to get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal. Dealer's choice. Please and thank you.

I love nothing!

Girls, this is Ann. Talk to Ann. She's terrific.

Son, there's no wrong way to consume alcohol.

It might be cold outside but it's about to get warm all up in my jazz.

This might be the first time I've ever wanted to attend an event.

Leslie: Merry congratuchristmas!
Ron: What?

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