Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
Parks and recreation
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I did not sleep for one second last night. And I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl.

There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.

I'm going to get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal. Dealer's choice. Please and thank you.

I love nothing!

Girls, this is Ann. Talk to Ann. She's terrific.

Son, there's no wrong way to consume alcohol.

It might be cold outside but it's about to get warm all up in my jazz.

This might be the first time I've ever wanted to attend an event.

Leslie: Merry congratuchristmas!
Ron: What?

Ron: I started working on something very important. Can you help me?
Chris: Yes sir.
Ron: It's a flight of stairs leading to nowhere.

Breakfast food can serve many purposes.

Diane: Hey, am I interrupting something important?
Ron: Impossible. I work for the government.

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.

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