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Leslie, NO! We use that stuff to burn warts off mules!

Leslie: You could go to jail. Jail, Ron. Ron, Jail. Jail, Ron, jail. You could go to jail. Jail. Jail. Jail. Jail.
Ron: Are you broken?

My first ex-wife's name is Tammy, my second ex-wife's name is Tammy. My Mom's name is Tamara... she goes by Tammy.

Tammy 1 is my blonde chicken.

I hope the rest of your day is cool beans.

Ron: Knope, follow me!
Leslie: Just one second.
Ron: Now!

Ron: What are you doing here?
Leslie: Running away from my problems.
Ron: Come on in.

Ron: I don't have the material for Smores.
Leslie: You you do, I always emergency smore rations in my car.

I'm Ron Swanson and you're Leslie f***ing Knope.

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