Ron Swanson Quotes
Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing.
I never thought I would say this to you son, but you may be over thinking this.
Ron: Thank you all for being here, let's get started.
Leslie: Wow, great attitude Ron.
Ron: Sorry, I was talking to these ribs.
I hate riddles, and other such nonsense. I want that on record, but something wicked with a book is my ex-wife's library.
When I eat it is the food that is scared.
Straight down the middle, no hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.
Ron: Tom, I'm asking you as a man to stop this immediately!
Ron: What the f***?
The important thing is the dam is never happening, and your dream has been crushed.
I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.
Tom, we're already late. Now be a man and sit on that girl's lap!
We need to get Leslie something that erases the enormous emotional debt that has built up over years of this gift-giving imbalance.
Ron: Ben and a much larger Ann. She definitely loves Ann.