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Straight down the middle, no hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.

Ron: Tom, I'm asking you as a man to stop this immediately!
Ron: What the f***?

The important thing is the dam is never happening, and your dream has been crushed.

I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.

Tom, we're already late. Now be a man and sit on that girl's lap!

We need to get Leslie something that erases the enormous emotional debt that has built up over years of this gift-giving imbalance.

Ron: Ben and a much larger Ann. She definitely loves Ann.
Ann: Awwwww.

So it learns information about me?

Ron: She's here.
Leslie: Who's here?
Ron: My ex-wife Tammy 2. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.

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