It's my pony. You can't pet it.

You're indoors and it's dark. Take off the sunglasses. You look stupid.

Including sending your daughter into a house full of drunken frat boys dressed like a slutty angel?

Esposito

What was the last book you read. Zen and the Art of Hazing Hipsters?

You didn't really think you could Jump Street the prime suspect, did you?

I didn't Houdini. I was Houdini'd

Together we can figure this out. We can figure anything out, just like always.

Beckett: I didn't do this to hurt you, I did it to protect you.
Castle: Then why am I so angry?

Castle: Do you have any idea how worried I was?
Beckett: Yeah, I do. I was gone for 36 hours. A year ago you were gone for eight weeks.

Beckett: I mean, what did you want me to do?
Castle: Tell me the truth.

Castle: You're going to call off your dogs, right now.
Bracken: Or what? You going to write something mean about me?
Castle: I'm going to start a scholarship in your name and offer it to the children of the first inmate who shanks you in the prison laundry.

Assassin: Most people react differently to a gun in their side.
Castle: Yeah, well this kind of thing happens to me often.

Castle Quotes

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.

Castle

Castle: How do you know when you're in love?
Beckett: All the songs make sense.