Rick Castle Quotes
It's my pony. You can't pet it.
You're indoors and it's dark. Take off the sunglasses. You look stupid.
Including sending your daughter into a house full of drunken frat boys dressed like a slutty angel?Esposito
What was the last book you read. Zen and the Art of Hazing Hipsters?
You didn't really think you could Jump Street the prime suspect, did you?
I didn't Houdini. I was Houdini'd
Together we can figure this out. We can figure anything out, just like always.
Beckett: I didn't do this to hurt you, I did it to protect you.
Castle: Then why am I so angry?
Castle: Do you have any idea how worried I was?
Beckett: Yeah, I do. I was gone for 36 hours. A year ago you were gone for eight weeks.
Beckett: I mean, what did you want me to do?
Castle: Tell me the truth.
Kate: Babe, did you set your hair on fire again?
Rick: No, that was just one time. It's just that I'm so good looking I'm literally smoking hot.
Castle: You're going to call off your dogs, right now.
Bracken: Or what? You going to write something mean about me?
Castle: I'm going to start a scholarship in your name and offer it to the children of the first inmate who shanks you in the prison laundry.