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Castle

Agent Shaw: Castle. Thank you for your help. You are a valuable asset to Detective Beckett's team.
Castle: Well, it would be great if you would call her and remind her of that from time to time.

Castle: Did you just use the word "veritable" in a sentence?
Beckett: Yes, I did.
Castle: Sexy!
Beckett: You should hear me say "fallacious."

Beckett: You're such a metrosexual.
Castle: Yeah, well, better than being a pin-up boy.
Beckett: So you heard? And it's man, Castle. Pin-up man.

Castle: What was that for?
Alexis: For being the best dad ever.
Castle: It's true, you know. I have the novelty mug to prove it.

Beckett: Why would a respected prosecutor become a pimp?
Castle: The outfits.

Castle: So how do we find Danton?
Beckett: We talk to one of the call girls. (to Cho) Call that number and tell him to bring one of his girls over.
Castle: And tell her to wear something sexy.

Beckett: You've got quite a record, Mr. Knox.
Castle: Your parents must be proud.
Knox: Yeah, they hang all my mug shots on the fridge.

Love a good perp walk.

Alexis: Looking good, Grams! A date?
Martha: Dining and dancing with Chet Palaburn.
Castle: What if he turns out to be bloated and ugly?
Martha: Oh! How superficial do you think I am?
Castle: Intensely.

Castle: Who's Chet Palaburn?
Martha: Star athlete. Class president. Homecoming king. My high school sweetheart. And my first.
Castle: I really didn't need to know that last one.

Castle: What are you ladies doing?
Martha: Alexis is assisting me in creating a MyFace account.
Castle: I think you mean--
Alexis: Save your breath. I've been correcting her the whole morning.

This guys' got contingency plans for his contingency plans, its like we're battling a super villain.

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Castle Quotes

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.

Castle

You can't give up. That's the deal. We want the happy ending, we can't give up.

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