This looks like my first apartment, I used to have cockroach races.

This is why Alexis is never going to college.

Hurts like these take time to heal.

You're going to have to deal with mean, backstabbing girls your whole life.

Beckett: You had a lot of imaginary friends growing up, didn't you?
Castle: Still do.

You have to admit, putting a body in an oven is a clever way to get rid of it.

There is nothing natural about cyanide poisoning.

That's just the tip of the iceberg, are you ready for the Titanic?

Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.

A real rags to riches story. Only problem is that the riches never seem to be yours.

My mother gives new meaning to the word transparent.

Esplanie. Lanie and Esposito. Like Fox-Can. We can call them Esplanie, which is perfect because they are always explaining things!

Castle Quotes

Beckett: (Clears throat) Ahem. What's the deal with men and boobs, anyway?
Castle: Biological. We can't help it.
Beckett: But doesn't it bother you that they're so obviously not real?
Castle: (Pauses) Santa's not real. We still love opening his presents.

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.

Castle