Castle

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Castle

What is life without challenges?

Alexis: I'm a rat killer.
Castle: You don't know that, you may just be a loser.

Speaking of rats, I have to go.

Beckett: The thing about murderers. Mario, is they tend to not have solid alibis.
Castle: Generally because they are murdering somebody.

Castle: What's the strangest pet you've ever had?
Beckett: You.

Auditions are like men, there is always another one around the corner.

Martha

Haven't these guys gotten the memo about the correlation between sun tanning and skin cancer?

Firemen? Really? Isn't that a little cliche?

Ladies, I am not a stripper, though I can understand how you'd make that mistake.

Have you ever heard of a brilliant doctor named Doogie Howser?

I had a dream I was floating on a lily pad with the Swedish swim team giving great reviews to Nikki Heat.

Cable guy and creepy - thats a job requirement.

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Castle Quotes

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.

Castle

Castle: What would you do if you were attacked by an invisible demonic force?
Beckett: I'd tell Ryan to lay off the bean burritos at lunch.

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