Alexis: Dad, are you using me as a shield against flesh eating zombies?
Castle: No, I'm just trying to give you a better view.

By the way, hair gel? Not very manly.

Castle: Think she'll get him to talk?
Beckett: Who knows Castle, maybe she'll kiss it out of him.

We really could have used her, she has valuable assets. Not that kind.

Castle: Haven't you learned anything from your last fiasco?
Martha: My last fiasco? You married her!

Who knew cement overcoats would be back for fall?

It's like I've been holding my breath for a year waiting for this day to come.

Castle: Are you sure?
Lanie: No, I just sit down here and make stuff up all day.

Alexis: It's me Dad. I'm a failure.
Castle: Just because you didn't get into one school does not make you a failure. But you are going to have to accept it and move on.

Does anyone else have a sudden urge to run through the streets screaming They're Here!!

Yes! The latest edition of Sky Mall!

Talk about taking a header.

Castle Quotes

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.

Castle

Beckett: (Clears throat) Ahem. What's the deal with men and boobs, anyway?
Castle: Biological. We can't help it.
Beckett: But doesn't it bother you that they're so obviously not real?
Castle: (Pauses) Santa's not real. We still love opening his presents.