Rick Castle Quotes
Kate: Babe, did you set your hair on fire again?
Rick: No, that was just one time. It's just that I'm so good looking I'm literally smoking hot.
Castle: You're going to call off your dogs, right now.
Bracken: Or what? You going to write something mean about me?
Castle: I'm going to start a scholarship in your name and offer it to the children of the first inmate who shanks you in the prison laundry.
Assassin: Most people react differently to a gun in their side.
Castle: Yeah, well this kind of thing happens to me often.
Hayley: You really love her don't you?
Castle: Like a house on fire.
Castle: You set up shop in my office behind my back and it's my fault?
Assassin: Your earlier stuff was better. You got soft once you met the skirt.
Castle: Everyone's a critic.
If you wanted a binding agreement we should have pinky sweared.
Name your price. Anything you say, I'll pay it. I just want my wife back.
If Noah ends up walking you're going to have to have me committed.
One day you will look back and you will realize that every experience you ever had, every seeming mistake or blind alley was actually a straight line to who you were meant to be.
I'm driven to figure out the story because I could never figure out that one.
Really, it's your mannniversary? And I didn't get you anything.