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Castle

Harold: Have you ever seen a cop with an ass that fine. If this women's lib I'm all for it.
Castle: To be fair, you do have a very fine, never mind.

A testament to the truly indestructible nature of polyester.

Beckett: If Hector's as dangerous as advertised this could get a little hairy.
Castle: Hairy's my middle name. That sounded a lot better in my head.

Castle: Speaking of your sister.
Gates: Let's not.

A southern chill? More like a polar vortex.

Maybe the invisible hand of the market killed Peter that would explain the lack of defensive wounds.

Beckett: Castle I love you but I will not marry you on a ride or up in space or on slide.
Castle: I bet Dr. Seuss got married somewhere fun.

Lipstick marks on my shirt? Where? Beckett will kill me.

If this is a tea company, I'd like a cup.

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